Scientists Recommend Having Earth Put Down

We need to get some broad based support,
to capture the public’s imagination…
So we have to offer up scary scenarios,
make simplified, dramatic statements
and make little mention of any doubts…
Each of us has to decide what the right balance
is between being effective and being honest.

– Prof. Stephen Schneider,
Stanford Professor of Climatology,
lead author of many IPCC reports

The Earth has cancer
and the cancer is Man
.”
– Club of Rome,
Mankind at the Turning Point

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FORT COLLINS, CO—Claiming that it is the humane thing to do, and that the planet is “just going to suffer” if kept alive any longer, members of the world’s scientific community recommended today that Earth be put down.

“We realize this isn’t the easiest thing to hear, but we’ve run a number of tests and unfortunately there’s really nothing more we can do for Earth at this point,” said leading climatologist Dr. Robert Wyche of Colorado State University’s Department of Atmospheric Science. “Earth’s ecosystems have hung in there for a while, and you have to hand it to the old gal for staying alive this long, but at this point the chances of a recovery are, I’m sorry to say, incredibly unlikely. It might be time to say goodbye.

“Earth is in a lot of pain, folks,” Wyche continued. “Time to think about sending it off peacefully, for its own sake.”

Scientists Recommend Having Earth Put Down | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source

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Evil man’s contribution to carbon dioxide into the atmosphere is 12 parts per million or 0.0012%. That is enough greenhouse gas to make “it” so sick that there has been no global warming for the majority of the satellite era or around 17 years :

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Wood for Trees: Interactive Graphs

The water in Fort Collins has been intoxicated with carbon pollution.

H/t to Craig Havenaar 

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